This is a tale from our favorite Chaircat's past that sheds some light on his origins (pun intended) and provides context for other stories on this blog.
Gabriel Fitzgibbon, known as Gabe
by neighborhood low lives and law enforcement, deftly opened the side window to
his dingy apartment and crawled inside. He could not use the front door barred
with an enormous padlock with an eviction notice posted beside it. Gabe fumbled
around in the dark as he had to wait until late at night so no one would see
him break into his own home. He did not dare to turn on the lights lest he
attract unwanted attention to activity in what was supposed to be a vacant
residence. The lights were a moot point anyway as he had a tall stack of past
due notices for his electric bills piled on his table, along with just about
every other delinquent account he had. The power company had long since sent
his account into collection. Gabe shrugged and thought that one benefit of not
having power was that he no longer had to see the angry red blinking light on
his answering machine full of voice mails from debt collectors, so by his
reckoning out of sight meant out of mind.
Gabe did not have to pay his
debts if his creditors could not find him, so he kept a low profile. Besides,
he needed every penny he could get. He already maxed out his line at the payday
loan center and his house of cards built with kited checks collapsed as his
landlord had finally lost his patience with Gabe’s checks that bounced as if
made of rubber. At this point he was desperately low on cash and barely had
enough to eat, although he had decent enough digs at the flophouse in Midtown.
It was nothing more than a place to sleep, which was all he needed, but he had
to come home tonight and risk getting caught for one important reason.
A sharp meow pierced the air and
Gabe desperately motioned for the cat to be quiet, as if he were a dog who would
listen to a human’s command. The cat’s meow was likely not too loud to begin
with and not audible outside of the apartment, but in this dead silence it
sounded like a lion’s deafening roar. The grey cat snuggled against his leg and
Gabe gently knelt down to lift up his pet and cradle him like a baby.
“Hey there Anton, how are you
doing buddy?”
Gabe petted his cat that he named
after his older brother. Gabe had not seen Anton in over ten years since they
had the misfortune to get arrested after their last caper together. Gabe only
got sent to juvie for his age, but Anton had crossed that magical line to be
tried as an adult and sentenced to prison. On an impulse one day when he had
extra money burning a hole in his pocket, Gabe adopted a cat from the shelter
and named him Anton after his brother. Anton the cat provided the company that
Anton the human no longer could and throughout his miserable life, this cat had
been Gabe’s best friend.
The flophouse did not allow pets,
which was the one strict rule that place had that looked the other way on most
other things, so Gabe had no choice but to leave Anton in his apartment and
sneak in to feed him and clean his litter box whenever he had the time. Gabe’s
stomach rumbled as he reached into his pocket and took out a can of cat food.
He did not have enough money to feed himself, but he would not let Anton
starve. Gabe was thankful that the dollar store gave him a discount because the
can was dented. The cat food smelled terrible when he opened the can, but he
hoped that it was safe for Anton to eat. He also purchased a bottled water at
the dollar store, again receiving a discount because it was past its expiration
date. Gabe wondered how water could possibly expire, but he had to do this
because the water company had cut him off after five final notices. He again
wondered how multiple final notices were possible, but he had more important
matters to address at this moment.
Anton’s food and water bowls were
ashtrays from the dive bar on the next block that he palmed when the bartender
was not paying attention. He washed them before using them, but he hoped that
Anton would not taste tobacco ashes in his food and water. Anton meowed
appreciatively and quickly set to eating at an eager pace that left Gabe
feeling guilty that he could not arrive sooner when his little buddy had
clearly been starving. He saw Anton scratch himself with his hind leg as he ate
and noticed an exposed patch of skin rubbed red and raw with his fur gone.
“I’m sorry buddy, I’ll take you
to the vet when I have the money but I’m short right now.”
He hoped that Anton could survive
a few more days until his next paycheck came in, net of garnishment of course.
He took a dirty spoon that he saw on the table and removed the plastic bag from
the dollar store that he had saved for this purpose. While Anton ate
contentedly, Gabe had to go clean his litter box that he could smell from here.
This was his least favorite part of owning a cat, but this task was his
responsibility. Gabriel had lived a wasted life full of bad decisions and
temptations that he could not resist. He had screwed up his own life, but he
swore to do right by his closest friend Anton. Gabe petted Anton and whispered
to him,
“Hang in there, buddy, better
days will be ahead. For what it’s worth, you have my word on that.”
He then held his breath and
proceeded to clean Anton’s litter box and in a fit of inspiration decided to
leave the bag by the front door as a surprise for any bank or police officers
who decided to step inside his apartment.
This is a pretty touching story.
ReplyDeleteI always thought of Chaircat as being kind of a stuck up jerk, but now I see more of his background and what drives him.
Twitch would like to take back 10% of the silly insults he made behind Gabriel's back, and if he could he would withdraw three of the five hairballs he has left for Gabriel. But he forgot where he hid them, so he would like to amend the "Suprise!!!!1 LOL! Gotcha! LLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1" he had planned a simple "Surprise! LOL."
I Mr. Kitten. I stand by alls my insults. And alls my hairballs. You cannots unring a bell.
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